As we speak in information that sounds just like the premise of a brand new motion film, the Egyptian Ministry of Tradition introduced that an archeological dig unearthed an historic tomb in Alexandria. The black granite sarcophagus contained within the tomb dates again to the Ptolemaic interval (someday between 323 and 30 BC), and it’s the most important discovery of its type within the space. We don’t know who or what’s in it, and no person has opened it earlier than, which suggests humanity is going through a conundrum: will we open this factor or what?
I, for one, assume it’s a horrible concept. Who is aware of what’s in there? Why gamble our fates with a factor that screams “I’m cursed”? We all know what occurred with Pandora. However part of me, the always-online half that’s already being slowly murdered by the onslaught of dangerous information taking place out on the earth, says, “You recognize what? Perhaps it wouldn’t be so dangerous to have this factor ship us from our mortal coil.”
After I requested different Verge staffers in the event that they’d open the mysterious sarcophagus, everybody had their very own sturdy opinions. I current them to you, expensive reader, so you possibly can create an knowledgeable opinion concerning the dangers earlier than all hell doubtlessly breaks lose.
Laura Hudson, tradition editor — Professional: information. Con: Isn’t there an actual aspect to the curse of the pharaohs by way of micro organism?
T.C. Sottek, managing editor — Professional:
Bijan Stephen, web tradition reporter — Professional: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Con: ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Devon Maloney, web tradition editor — Professional: The Rock could present up.
Chaim Gartenberg, reporter — Con: Tom Cruise would possibly present up.
Bijan — Professional: Brendan Fraser would possibly present up.
Tasha Robinson, movie and TV editor — Con: Geraldo Rivera would possibly present up, guaranteeing that there’s nothing inside in any respect.
Michael Moore, evaluations coordinator — Professional: doubtlessly actually outdated honey that’s nonetheless good.
Chaim — Professional: treasure?
Devon — Con: wealthy folks will finally personal the treasure.
Bijan — Con: cursed sarcophagus exhibits up in Kanye’s subsequent Trump freestyle.
Bryan Bishop, senior editor — Professional: Indiana Jones could also be inside.
Tasha — Professional: May fire up extra curiosity in science and exploration, just like the opening of Tutankhamun’s tomb did. Con: That is straight out of the 2017 model of The Mummy, so it would fire up extra curiosity in restarting the failed Darkish Universe franchise.
Laura — I really feel prefer it’s not in human nature to simply say, “Oh, right here’s this mysterious field of potential information. Let’s simply not open it.” The sarcophagus exists, and thus it should be opened.
Devon — “Nuke it from area” is the opposite possibility.
Laura — I used to be fascinated with Prometheus, too. There’s undoubtedly that undertone in a number of the Alien films about messing with issues and paying the value, albeit extra typically due to capitalism than curiosity.
Devon — Actually present me a film the place opening the ominous, very outdated factor was a good suggestion.
Tasha — Raiders of the Misplaced Ark, Devon. No less than, it was a good suggestion for everybody who needed the Nazis useless. Can we encompass the sarcophagus with America’s rising cadre of unabashed white supremacists earlier than we open it?
Devon — I imply, how arduous might it’s to persuade Richard Spencer that he alone deserves to open the cursed tomb?
Andrew Webster, video games editor — Professional: It’s the final word loot field. Con: odds of loss of life aren’t disclosed.